Packing on the ounces

I went to the pediatrician today and I now weigh 5 lbs 4 ounces. For those interested on how to become such a weight gaining beefcake, follow my regiment.

Eat between 0.5-1.5 ounces of breast milk every 2-3 hours.

Wake up at 2 AM and force my mommy and daddy to play with me in the dead of the night.

Do my dance

Exercise.

Get some good sleep